Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Shame - the story of my life.
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