But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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