remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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