I bet he comes in French.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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