R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
P.S. I can't hear my feet
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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