PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Did I show you my penis last night?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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