Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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