Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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