I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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