paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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