the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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