Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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