I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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