I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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