i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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