yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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