Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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