this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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