Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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