Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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