I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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