We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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