Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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