Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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