I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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