this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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