Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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