your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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