Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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