I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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