i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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