Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
i out mim tonsoeep
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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