Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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