normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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