i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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