but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
now i know why i became what i already was.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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