When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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