yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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