She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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