he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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