I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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