i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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