if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm lost and stupid without you.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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