He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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