Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He has the fingertips of a God
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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