it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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