I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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