I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
birth control should be required to get into college
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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