ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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