so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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