She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I am one with the molecules
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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