oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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