Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
Randomize
