I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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