Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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