On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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