Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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